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Lyrics: Rogues Gallery

Baltimore Whores

There were four old whores from Baltimore

Drinking the blood red wine

And all the conversation was

“Yours is smaller than mine.”

Chorus:

Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,

Smell of my slimy slough,

and drag your nuts across me guts,

I’m one of the whorey crew.

“You’re a liar,” said the first whore,

“Mine’s as big as the air

The birds fly in, the birds fly out,

And never touch a hair.”

Chorus

“You’re a liar.” said the second,

“Mine’s as big as the sea

The ship sails in, the ship sails out

Never troubles me.”

Chorus

“You’re a liar,” said the third whore,

“Mine’s as big as the moon,

the men jump in, the men jump out,

Never touch the womb.”

Chorus

Swab your decks, me hearties

Slice them up with pride

Light your oars, you sons of whores

Yours is smaller than mine

“You’re a liar,” said the last whore,

“Mine’s the biggest of all,

the fleet sailed in on the first of June,

and didn’t come back till Fall.”

Chorus

Solo career

  1. Lovesubzero
  2. Ecce Homo
  3. The Church of Love
  4. Stations of the Cross
  5. Lady Esquire
  6. When the World Was Young
  7. The Best Boys in Dublin
  8. Lamento
  9. When the World Was Young (Reprise)
  10. Cabarotica
  11. Amaranthus (Love Lies Bleeding)
  12. Daze
  13. Behold the Man

 

 

  1. Able
  2. Land on the Moon
  3. A Song that Hurts
  4. The Only One
  5. Blame
  6. The Sun and the Moon and the Stars
  7. It’s All Ahead of You
  8. Perfume
  9. Epilogue
  10. Where’d Ya Go? Gone
  11. Lord I’m Comin’

 

 

  1. Shag Tobacco
  2. Caruso
  3. Angel
  4. Little Black Dress
  5. The Slider
  6. Dolls
  7. Mr Pussy
  8. You, Me and World War Three
  9. Kitchen Sink Drama
  10. My Twentieth Century
  11. The Last Song I’ll Ever Sing
  12. Le Roi d’Amour

 

 

  1. I Want to Live
  2. Falling Off the Edge of the World
  3. King of Trash]
  4. Why Say Goodbye?
  5. Saint Divine
  6. Melancholy Baby
  7. Fun & Experience
  8. The Big No No
  9. Where in the World?
  10. Wind and Rain
  11. Eden

 

 

  1. Each Man Kills the Thing He Loves
  2. Tell Tale Heart
  3. Apologia
  4. Dazzle and Delight
  5. Next
  6. You Take Away the Sun
  7. Death is Not the End
  8. He Got What He Wanted
  9. Man of Misfortune
  10. Rags to Riches
  11. The Next thing to Murder
  12. Love is Just a Word
  13. Another Blow on the Bruise

 

 

Collaborations

  1. Each Man Kills the Thing He Loves
  2. Tell Tale Heart
  3. Apologia
  4. Dazzle and Delight
  5. Next
  6. You Take Away the Sun
  7. Death is Not the End
  8. He Got What He Wanted
  9. Man of Misfortune
  10. Rags to Riches
  11. The Next thing to Murder
  12. Love is Just a Word
  13. Another Blow on the Bruise

 

 

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